8/19/2023 0 Comments Wolfenstein 3d snes level select![]() ![]() Write about it in your next history exam, and remember to tell your teachers that video games teach you stuff. No, this is the other, top secret Operation Eisenfaust, the one where the Nazis are breeding top secret undead supermutants in a top secret biological weapons research facility in some top secret location that probably doesn’t appear in Where in the Third Reich is Carmen Sandiego because it’s so top secret. Only this isn’t the Operation Eisenfaust you learned about in Grade 9, the one where Hitler dispatched his pal, Obersturmbannführer Otto Skorzeny, to abduct Miklós Horthy’s son, forcing daddy to abdicate as Regent of Hungary, and precipitating the German occupation of that country. His dreams of sunning on the banks of the Rhine, sipping pilsner and pinching pretty hausfraus’ bums while they all sing along to Marlene Dietrich’s greatest hits have, by a rotten turn of luck, been swapped out for some mad commando-spy stuff that mostly involves infiltrating the Nazi war machine and stealing the plans for Operation Eisenfaust. This probably isn’t what William “B.J.” Blazcowicz had in mind when he signed up for WWII. Remember… is a series of retrospectives, some from our magazine archives, and others from our more recent nostalgia dreams.
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